Monday, November 24, 2008

W e Gather Together To Ask The Lord's Blessing

Three days from today is Thanksgiving. I have to be honest, I haven't been feeling too terribly thankful lately. The past 18 months or so have been, hmm how shall I put this, a tad hectic. No, not hectic. Chaotic maybe? No that's not it. Ah, I've got it, ... tumultuous! Lets see, a complete faith meltdown which led to a complete career change, , leading to tenuous financial standings, resulting in anti-anxiety medication, brought on by guilt and significant esteem shortfalls. Plus the Giants have just sucked the last two years. That kind of sums it up. The good news is that from last Thanksgiving to now things have stabilized a great deal. But I would be lying if I tried to say the lingering effects of the not too distant past aren't still, well, lingering.

The brutal tuth is that as I enter into my golden middle aged years I'm living where I do not want to live, doing what I do not want to be doing and I don't see any realistic means of changing any of that in the near future. And what makes it worse is that I have only myself to blame.

But having said all that, when I quit my self destructive navel gazing for a minute or two, I can't help but realize that I truly do have much more to be thankful for than I have to complain about and so I want to take a few minutes to focus my attention on those things.

My wife of 20 plus years. She's shown me what true love is and a hidden strength that has carried me on more than a few occasions of late.

My three kids who have had a front row seat for some less than stellar moments and yet still seem to find a way to look up to their old man.

My mom. She worries and offers her bits of advice (after she says she isn't going to) and reminds me that even a 40 something guy still needs his mother every now and then.

My in-laws. How weird is that? For some reason they still believe in me.

Brothers and sisters who have been exactly what those words are supposed to mean.

Extended family and friends who seem to know just when they are needed even without being told.

The fact that I never missed a mortgage payment even in the worst times money-wise.

The fact that missing a meal hasn't even crossed my mind (which is pretty apparent)

A dog who is always glad to see me (except when she's gotten into the garbage)

Four and a half days off in a row starting Wednesday afternoon.

Though I don't always feel like it, the plain truth is that I have been blessed far more than I have been put upon in my life. In spite of my mistakes and their consequences there is still a great deal of grace to experience. Here's to letting that be where my mind chooses to rest.

Speaking of Thanksgiving vacation... our family is driving to Chicago to visit some good friends. We have compiled a playlist for the six hour trip. Each person got to choose 15 songs and we will put the iPod on shuffle and play them in whatever order the Apple gods choose. Here are my contributions:

Take On Me - A Ha
Brian Wilson - Barenaked Ladies
Get in Line - Barenaked Ladies
Wouldn't it Be Nice - Beach Boys
Runaround - Blues Traveler
Dreams - Cranberries
Zombie - Cranberries
Your Latest Trick - Dire Straits
Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits
Where the Zero Meets the Fifteen - Five Iron Frenzy
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) - Offspring
Losing My Religion - REM
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2
Island in the Sun - Weezer
White n' Nerdy - Weird Al

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Random Is as Random Does

As I sit here blogging I am listening to a playlist my oldest son put together on our iTunes library. It includes tracks form artists such as Beck, The Temptations, Mad Caddies, Sixpence None the Richer, B.J. Thomas, Modest Mouse, Johnny Cash, Weird Al Duran Duran among numerous others. This makes me feel strangely proud.

I think this might be the best commercial I have ever seen.


Except for one thing, the game appears to be being played in San Diego but the Steelers are wearing their home jerseys. Hmmmmm.

Can anyone explain to me the whole High School Musical phenomenon?

I am really looking forward to the Thanksgiving Day holiday. I'm leaving my office hopefully around noon on Wednesday and not returning until Monday morning. A whole 4 and a half days off.

My manager at work reminds me a lot of Del Griffith (John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles). That might have something to do with the previous observation.

All , and I do mean all, of the sports teams that I root for have had or are having mediocre to downright suck seasons. Why do I let myself care so much? So much pain, so little pay off.

It could be worse. I could be a Seattle fan. Wow, talk about a bad year. I think the authorities should declare a state of emergency or something for the state of Washington sports scene. It's that serious.

I'm listening to this song right now and having a hard time not bopping my head back and forth with a goofy grin stuck on my face.

I probably care a little too much about what happens between Jim and Pam














I also kind of care about Mike and Holly too.



I think I maybe I could use some professional help.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

They Say It's Good for the Soul

We all have skeletons in our closets and things about ourselves which we would rather other people didn't have access to. But, in the name of full disclosure and the idea that honesty is in fact the best policy I have some confessions which I cannot keep bottled up anymore and I hope that maybe using this forum to release these secrets will free me to move in and live my life without constant fear of inadvertent exposure. (Deep breath) Here goes.

I kind of like this song.



And this one too



If I'm lying on my back I will almost always cross my feet. It isn't the most masculine pose but it happens almost automatically.

I once got teary watching watching a Veggie Tales Video. In my defense, I was taking some fairly strong pain killers at the time but still it isn't my proudest moment.

I actually get kind of angry when people put walnuts in baked goods even if they didn't make them for me in particular and even if they had no clue that I hate them. But honestly, why would anyone pollute a perfectly good cookie or brownie with such a vile substance. It really doesn't make any sense.

If an episode of the Brady Bunch was on right now I would sit down and watch the whole thing.

Whenever I see a grown man wearing camo in a non military or hunting context (i.e. a trip to the mall or watching a son's sporting event) it secretly makes me feel a bit superior. I know, that makes me sound like a complete snob and it isn't like my wardrobe could ever be called cool, but it's true.

This is how I would like to see myself:

More often than not this is how I actually see myself:

And probably the most shocking of all, if I were channel surfing and happened across this movie I would in all likelihood stop and watch it all the way to the end. Please try to not judge me too harshly. I'm only human after all.

If you have any of your own soul purging to do please feel free to weigh in and let it out. Maybe we can all enjoy a nice group hug afterwards.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Looking Into My Crystal Ball


Can history repeat itself? I Hope so.


With the end of what seems to have been an endless election season finally upon us, I thought I would make a few predictions regarding this coming Tuesday.

1. No matter which candidate wins the losing side will accuse the winners of, fraud, cheating, and general skulduggery.

2. There will be people who will not vote for John McCain simply because he is old.

3. There will be people who will not vote for Barak Obama simply because he is black.

4. There will be people who will vote for Barak Obama simply because he is black.

5. The loser will congratulate and vow to get behind the new president and then do all he can in the Senate to thwart his administrations agenda.

6. Some news agency (or possibly more than one, quite possibly) will call a state or two too early and end up looking foolish. (You'd think they would learn but they never do.)

7. I will take the day off, vote and then spend the day with my wife trying to avoid the media in all forms until as late as I possibly can.

8. I will go to bed that night still thankful to be living in the best country on earth in which to live, confident that it will remain that way.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Comedy Tonight

When it comes to handing out Oscars you don't often see comedy taking in much of a haul. I think this is something of an injustice because setting out and actually putting something together which actually makes people laugh is very difficult. It's a lot easier to make people cry than it is to make them laugh. So for my first cinematic post I am going to talk about comedy on film , in particular about my five favorite comedies. I'm not trying to suggest that these are the five greatest comedic films of all time but they are movies that I enjoy and have found worthy of multiple viewings.

5. Little Miss Sunshine - This movies hits its marks on just about every level. it tells unique story that is well written which is carried along by spot on performances from a true ensemble cast. Not to take anything away from Alan Arkin , who was great and did deliver some of the more memorable quotes (most of which I don't feel comfortable printing here) but if anyone in the cast deserved an Oscar it was Steve Carell. This role is a complete departure from anything else I have seen him in and he shows great range. I think the scene in the gas station convenience store is where he shines the most. While some might find the over tone of the film a bit somber for a comedy, it still delivers plenty of laughs with a terrific payoff in the end.
Best Scene - The big dance of course
Memorable Line - Olive: "I' like to dedicate this to my granpa who showed me these moves. MC; " Aw that's so sweet. Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now? Olive:" He's in the trunk of our car."

4. A Mighty Wind - Christopher Guest has become the "King of the Mockumentories" having been a principle player in the grandaddy of the genre This is Spinal Tap as well as having helmed Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show ( all very good in their own right). In the previous films the targets were glam rock, small town communtity theater and dog shows. This film goes after the world of folk music. It does tHis with great gusto but with a fair amount of affection as well. I think what sets this apart from Guest's other films is that he actually allows a bit of emotional tension in the storyline of Mitch and Mickey. What's also impressive is that all of the music was written and performed by members of the cast and some of it is pretty decent. Here are some clips


( The last clip was from the Academy Awards presentation where Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara performed in character.)

This film also has a true ensemble cast that is absolutely brilliant. In particular Harry Shearer and Jane Lynch stand out to me as well as Jennifer Coolidge whose role is quite small but provides three of the biggest laughs in the movie.

Best Scene - The Folksmen's introductory interview.
Memorable Line - Terry Bohner: " There was abuse in my family, but it was mostly musical in nature."

3. Planes, Trains, And Automobiles - Two great comedic actors in two of their best roles. I personally think this is John Hughes best work a a director. The movie does a great job of delivering numerous laugh out loud moments while providing just enough pathos ( ok it does get a little sappy at the end but hey it is a holiday film) I think the direction in this scene is terrific. I love how it subtly shifts from a very funny diatribe from Neal with whom the viewer initially sympathizes with to to a somewhat painful moment to a moral triumph of sorts for Del. Both actors nail it.

Truly one of the classic road trip movies and in my humble opinion one of the funniest movies ever made.
Best Scene - The first hotel room
Memorable Line - Neal:"Those aren't pillows!"
2. The Three Amigos - Ok, if your looking for plot and character development this is not the movie for you. If you want a movie you can reenact and quote back and forth to each other with friends then you are at the right place. You can see the fun that Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short has making this film. No hidden meanings, no biting satire, just plain silly fun with a couple of musical numbers thrown in to boot. All my children must know the Amigo salute before they will be allowed to venture out on their own and if they can do the My Little Buttercup dance from memory as well, all the better.
From beginning to end this is simply one funny, funny movie.
Best Scene - The Singing Bush
Memorable Line - El Guapo:"Would you say I have a plethora of Pinatas?"

1. Duck Soup - Last year on New Year's Eve I saw that Turner Classic Movies was going to be showing this. I fired up the old DVR (how did we ever watch television before the DVR?) and announced to the family that we would be enjoying his film toether. It had been a long time since I had seen it and I was anxious for my sons to experience it. When it started they both had the same reaction. " This is going to be boring isn't it?" " I hate black and white movies". Within five minutes both of them were about to pee their pants from laughing and when it was over they wanted to watch it again. I believe this is the funniest of all the Marx brother's movies. They even let Zeppo in on the action. In the film Groucho plays the President of Freedonia while Harpo and Chico play spies/peanut vendors/advisers/ and who knows what else. It is an avalanche of one liners and sight gags which while it doesn't stick to any real semblance of storyline does have some social commentary and pretty sarcastic satire. I remember watching this with my dad and both of us laughing so hard we cried. it's a good memory and one I'm glad my boys will have of me.
Best Scene - Freedonia Goes to War
Memorable Line - Firefly:"Go forth and warn every village and farm, with hey nah ninnie and an ah cha cha!"

Honorable Mention: (in no particular order) Napolian Dynamite, What About Bob, Airplane, Tommy Boy, Princess Bride, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, The God's Must Be Crazy, Sons of the Desert, Father of the Bride, Parenthood

Please let me know what you think of my choices and tell me what some of your favorites are.

Friday, October 24, 2008

I Always Order Extra Butter

I like movies. When I was growing up my parents (dad in particular) had a "personal conviction" against attending the cinema. (We could watch movies on TV and even rent them for the VCR when those came around but going to the actual theater was definitely frowned upon. I never quite understood this but I was never one to rock the boat so I kept the boat steady) The only time I really remember this bothering me was in the 5th grade and Star Wars hit the scene. We hung out in a pretty (ok extremely) conservative crowd but for some reason most of my friend's parents let their guard down on this occasion and as a result, I think that I was one of about 2 or 3 kids in the whole country that didn't experience the adventures of Luke, Leia, and Hon Solo that fateful summer of '77. I never fully forgave them for this and I think it may have triggered a small rebellious corner of my psyche resulting in my absolutely loving going to the movies.

I love getting to the show early and ordering the large combo ("Diet Coke and yes, lots of butter please". All said without a trace of irony.) I love finding my seat and then trying my luck with the "Flix-Facts slide show (especially with the super cool music they play with it.) I love when the lights finally fade and you see everyone hunker down just a bit. I really love trailers. The one thing I have not like when I have seen movies in an IMax format is that there weren't any trailers. It just doesn't feel right. Of course, I love watching the feature. Watching even a mediocre film (take I Am Legend for instance) is still an enjoyable experience on the big screen in full dolby surround sound splendor in a crowded room full of strangers.

I have to dream jobs and writing a blog affords me the opportunity to at least pretend to fulfill one of these. One of those is to be the radio play bu play announcer for the San Francisco Giants and since Jon Miller seems to have a pretty good hold on that position that appears to be out of reach. The second is to be a film critic. Now the fact that I have a blog doesn't mean that I'll get free passes to those advanced screenings, or that you will be seeing my quotes in ads for the latest Oscar hopefuls, but it does mean that I can write and try to come up with witty thing to say about whatever movies cross my path and that's not a bad deal.

So loyal readers (all 4 of you so far) coming soon to a blog post near you, "An experience that has to be seen to be believed" Roger Ebert Chicago Sun-Times, my thoughts and opinions on the world of film.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Drinking the Kool- Aid

I work with two guys (actually I work with more than two but I'm only going to be talking about two in this post.) They are both in their 40's but are very different from each other. Mike has lived in a lot of different localities and has spent most of his life living in large urban-type settings. He's been involved on the fringes of the music business and even though he lives in a fairly small city he is on the board of a local performing arts center. He married in his late 30's and has no children and no plans to have any. He doesn't have any kind of religious affiliation. Politically he definitely leans to the left which is fitting because he is pretty much a dead ringer for Al Franken. As you can imagine, he is planning on casting his vote on November 4th for Barak Obama. That only makes sense.

Jim on the other hand has lived his entire life within 30 miles of where he was born. He has never lived in a town with more than 2000 residents. He is huntin', fishin', and four-wheelin' kind of guy. He got married pretty much right out of high school, has kids in their 20's and is a grandfather. I wouldn't say that Jim is exactly devout when it comes to matters of faith but he has always been a regular church goer and would certainly claim to be a man of Christian values. He has always voted Republican. If you asked him he would refer to himself as conservative in his views. He too is planning on voting for Barak Obama. This makes no sense to me at all.

But, Jim is not alone. Due to disappointment with where the country is and where it appears to be headed, a significant number of people who would normally consider themselves to be at least basically conservative are giving strong consideration to breaking with their normal instincts and voting for Senator Obama. The idea that Obama will provide "change" seems compelling. That combined with his articulate manner and charming personality have had what I find to be a disturbing effect on much of the electorate. The fact that the mainstream press has a simultaneous orgasm every time he walks onto a stage probably hasn't hurt his appeal either.

When this campaign season started (over two years ago if memory serves) I was pretty cynical and apathetic about the whole thing. Politics is a dirty business and in all honesty, as I looked at those who were expressing an interest in seeking our nations highest office, I was none too excited about any of them. I basically saw them all as variations on a common theme. But as our choices have been narrowed to the final two candidates, I have come to the conclusion that there is a distinct difference in both the policies which would be pursued and in the character of the two candidates. I strongly believe that many people who vote for Obama looking for change will be very surprised and disappointed with the change they will experience when he takes power with a Democratic congress on hand to help him do his bidding. Here is why I believe that...

Voting Record: In his relatively brief stint he has managed to secure a rather impressive title of having the most liberal voting record in the Senate. More liberal than the likes of Ted Kennedy, Barbara Boxer, and Hilary Clinton. This does not inspire confidence in me that he is going to be an agent of unification and reaching out to all different points of view.

The Economy: He has been harping on the the failed policies of deregulation and greed of the "last eight years" which have brought about the housing market collapse which has in turn led to the failing of the credit market and crash on Wall Street. What he fails to mention is that it isn't deregulation which led to the mortgage crisis. In fact, it has more to do with government intervention in pressuring lending institutions to make loans to low income, high risk clients in order to increase home ownership. While I do believe the Bush administration bears a lot of responsibility for this, it has been the congressional leadership of Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, and Maxine Waters who for the previous two years have been the biggest cheerleaders for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. The fact that Fannie Mae chief Franklin Raines has been a key economic adviser to Mr. Obama doesn't leave me feeling any easier.

Taxes: Barak Obama promises to raise taxes only on those making $250,000 a year or more and to cut taxes for everyone else. His plan includes imposing Social Security taxes above the current income limits as well as raising windfall profit and capitol gains taxes. So let's see, if we punish achievement, discourage businesses from paying people more than $100,000, discourage investment, and reward lack of ambition this will be a good thing for the country? I think Barak's recent response to the now famous (or infamous) Joe the plumber was very telling, "I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody." Now if your politically liberal you should be saying, "Amen, Preach it brother!" If you are conservative, that should be very troubling to you. Also, when it comes to his tax cuts for the middle class, I simply don't believe him. There is nothing in his record as a State or U.S. Senator that indicates any interest in easing anybody's tax burden. The record shows that the last Democratic president to reduce income taxes was John Kennedy. If I have to choose between believing in history and an individual's record vs. his campaign posturing, well I have to lean towards the former.

Health: Let me start by saying that I am not particularly impressed with what John McCain has said on this issue, but I do see that what Barak proposes is moving us towards a government run medical bureaucracy which in my opinion would be a disaster of monumental proportions. I happen to work in the evil insurance industry. When Obama talks about forcing insurers to cover pre-existing conditions while at the same time cutting costs it makes me wonder just what sort of magic dust he is planning on sprinkling on us to make that remotely possible. During their second debate the candidates were asked whether health care was a right or responsibility. Senator McCain relied that it was a responsibility. Senator Obama said that it was a right. If you lean to the left you should be clapping your hands. If you don't why would you vote for that point of view?

Foreign Policy: There is a huge range of opinions on whether or not we as a nation should have gone onto Iraq and those opinions are not based solely on whether one is conservative or liberal. I think too,just about everyone can agree that following the initial success of our forces in defeating Hussein's regime, there were significant errors made in how the war was conducted from that point. The issue now is not whether or not we should have gone there or what happened before but rather it is what do we do now that we are there. Do we allow our troops to continue the job that they have been given to do and follow the recent success of the surge to lead to ultimate victory? I fear that Obama's position of setting a hard line date for the removal of troops will only give comfort to and ultimately lead to a resurgence of our enemies in that part of the world. The fact that some may have grown weary of what has been a long and difficult struggle should not cause us to turn the role of Commander-in-Chief over to a man with little or no experience and a record that is bereft of significant support for those who serve so bravely on our behalf.

Social Issues: If you are pro-choice (even to the point of partial birth abortions), pro-expansion of gay rights, pro-expansion of the welfare state, or pro-expansion of benefits to illegal aliens then Barak is your man and you should enthusiastically vote for him. If these are areas of concern for you then you should carefully consider what effect an Obama presidency would have on these issues. How comfortable do you feel having a man with his record and a Democratic Senate appointing federal judges for possibly the next eight years. Vice presidential candidate Biden very clearly stated in his debate with Governor Palin that he does not believe in appointing judges based on their record of interpreting the law but rather on the basis of their beliefs and has been vigilant in his role on the Senate Judiciary Committee to impose a partisan fight on judicial appointments. I found his pride in blocking the appointment of Judge Bork as both telling and disturbing. If you think that these things won't happen or aren't that important, then you are fooling yourself. Ask the liberal activists if they think they are important.

Character: Does it matter who a man's pastor for twenty years is? Is it important whether or not a man associates with someone who is unrepentant about being involved in the bombing of public buildings? Should it concern us that a candidate once was a lawyer for and that his campaign has given money to an organization which appears to be involved in widespread voter fraud? I believe it is. For example, what do you think would be the response of the press if John McCain attended a church that was pastored by a ranking member of the KKK? Even if he hadn't been aware of the affiliation, do you think it would be possible to sit in the pew week after week and never have an inkling of those views? Or what if Sarah Palin had served on a board that included someone who had been involved in bombing abortion clinics, even if he had done so when she was eight years old? I think we know the answer to that. Why doesn't this seem to bother more people?

My friend Mike will vote on November 4th and will do so knowing exactly who and what it is he is voting for. He will be voting his conscience and more power to him. My friend Jim will also be voting but I'm afraid that instead of voting his conscience he will be voting his frustration. While I can understand this it bothers me and when I think of so many others like him it actually scares me.